try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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