I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i now understand why vodka
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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