this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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