Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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