apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
did you just send me my own nude
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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