Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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