Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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