5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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