you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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