We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
why is half of my head shaved?
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