i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
is wine microwaveable?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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