so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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