So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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