I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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