I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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