I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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