he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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