i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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