Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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