well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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