Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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