The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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