I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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