So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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