you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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