no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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