she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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