I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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