Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize