There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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