yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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