I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
nutella sex= disaster
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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