I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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