Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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