He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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