Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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