When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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