Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I need a beard to bite.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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