why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
why do cheetos always look like penises
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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