everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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