im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just want nice things and good sex
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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