On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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