Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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