i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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