I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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