i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she peed on how many people?
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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