We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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