can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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