I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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