Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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