so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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