He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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