I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My pussy is not your playground.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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