Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Don't you send me to vm
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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